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The Top 17 Worst TV Season-Ending Cliffhangers
17> "The Simpsons": Bart swallows a bottle of Marge's Valium after
realizing he is voiced by a 40-year-old women.
16> "The Sopranos": When Dr. Melfi shows Tony her penis and admits
to affairs with Paulie, Phil, Carmella, Carmine and Meadow,
Tony must choose: Whack them all or pursue his dream by moving
to Nebraska and starting anew as a Pilates instructor.
15> "The Tudors": Will Henry VIII marry Anne Boleyn?!?
14> "Masterpiece Theatre": The countess lays stricken with a
mysterious ailment, and her only hope is if you, the viewer,
demonstrate your support for public television by calling
one of our operators with your pledge right now!
13> "Law & Order": After weathering the blistering media
inquisition brought on by Jack McCoy's public-court
masturbation breakdown, D.A. Arthur Branch decides the
only way to fix this Godforsaken country is to run for
president in 2008!
12> "The View": In a down-and-dirty chick fight, Elisabeth
Hasselbeck yanks on Rosie O'Donnell's hair, which comes off,
along with a mask, and reveals... Mexican wrestler El Santo!
11> "The King of Queens": Will Doug's gender-reassignment surgery
force a title change?
10> "Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?": Eleventh-hour
negotiations to line up a certain celebrity contestant
for next season's opener hinge on White House insistence
on pre-screening the questions.
9> "CSI Miami": Tired of the constant preening and posing in
the forensics lab, city officials threaten to replace all
the colored mood lighting with plain old fluorescent bulbs.
8> "Grey's Anatomy": Trouble lurks when Yang's cousin Oliver,
A.K.A. Dr. McSleezy, starts hitting on Meredith.
7> "House": Dr. House gives up medicine to pursue a career in
figure skating. When his coach has an embolism on the tour
bus, House must perform delicate brain surgery with Michelle
Kwan's left skate as a scalpel.
6> "Lost": The mysterious treetop-dwelling assailant responsible
for a recent rash of skull fractures and head traumas is
revealed in the final shot -- but could it really be the
coconut-wielding ghost of Bob Denver?
5> "24": With only one hour left, Jack Bauer must decide between
saving humanity and watching "60 Minutes."
4> "Heroes": Safe in his cubicle, Hiro awakens suddenly from the
most amazing dream, screaming, "No! We're supposed to *shave*
the cheerleader!"; meanwhile, his evil coworkers conspire
to slip more acid into his Mountain Dew.
3> "I Love Lucy": Tension mounts when Ricky comes home with
a double bed.
2> "COPS": Sparks fly when officers Lilith Meyerowitz and
Lashonda Hairston pull over the obviously inebriated Mel
Gibson, Michael Richards and Don Imus.
and the Number 1 Worst TV Season-Ending Cliffhanger...
1> "Baywatch": Panicked cries of "Help! Save me!" are ignored
inside the guard station as a drunken David Hasselhoff tries
to eat a hamburger off the floor.
Hahahaha. Number one is soooo sad. did you guys see the video? I have a link I can post here, if you guys would like to see it.
Aww! The Heroes one made me laugh out loud!